{"id":292,"date":"2021-09-15T08:00:51","date_gmt":"2021-09-15T08:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/?p=292"},"modified":"2021-09-15T08:00:51","modified_gmt":"2021-09-15T08:00:51","slug":"804-pannonhalmi-dubbel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/?p=292","title":{"rendered":"804. Pannonhalmi Dubbel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u00e9get \u00e9rt a tudjistenh\u00e1nyadik eukari\u00f3ta dzsembori (\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6\u2026 nem, nem eukari\u00f3ta, b\u00e1r rendszertanilag m\u00e1r k\u00f6zel\u00edt\u00fcnk, az a m\u00e1sik, tudod, ami a f\u00fclet szell\u0151zteti\u2026 az sem? Akkor az a francia second wave rendez\u0151, aki A mama \u00e9s a kurv\u00e1t csin\u00e1lta? Nem? Akkor hagyjuk), mely t\u00edpus\u00fa \u00f6sszej\u00f6vetelekr\u0151l nek\u00fcnk mindig Biegler kad\u00e9t \u00e1lma jut esz\u00fcnkbe a \u0160vejkb\u0151l:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTov\u00e1bbmentek egy gyakorl\u00f3t\u00e9r mellett, ahol csak \u00fagy hemzsegtek az angyal-regrut\u00e1k, \u00e9ppen arra tan\u00edtott\u00e1k \u0151ket, hogy \u201eHalleluj\u00e1t\u201d ki\u00e1ltsanak. Elhaladtak az egyik csoport mellett. Egy v\u00f6r\u00f6s haj\u00fa angyalk\u00e1pl\u00e1r jav\u00e1ban egzec\u00edroztatott egy \u00fcgyetlen angyal-regrut\u00e1t, \u00e9ppen hasba bokszolta, \u00e9s r\u00e1ord\u00edtott:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2013 Jobban nyisd ki a bag\u00f3les\u0151det, te betlehemi diszn\u00f3. \u00cdgy kell \u201eHalleluj\u00e1t\u201d ki\u00e1ltani? Mintha gomb\u00f3c volna a pof\u00e1dban. Azt szeretn\u00e9m tudni, melyik \u00f6k\u00f6r eresztett be a mennyorsz\u00e1gba, te barom. M\u00e9g egyszer\u2026 Hlahlehluhja? Mi az, te bestia, m\u00e9g itt a mennyorsz\u00e1gban is az orrodon kereszt\u00fcl besz\u00e9lsz?\u2026 Na m\u00e9g egyszer, te libanoni c\u00e9drus. Tov\u00e1bb mentek, s m\u00f6g\u00f6tt\u00fck m\u00e9g sok\u00e1ig hallatszott az orrhang\u00fa angyal-regruta r\u00e9m\u00fclt ord\u00edt\u00e1sa: \u2013 Hla-hle-hluhja \u2013 \u00e9s az angyal-k\u00e1pl\u00e1r \u00fcv\u00f6lt\u00e9se: \u2013 Hal-le-lu-ja, hal-lelu-ja, te jord\u00e1ni teh\u00e9n!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Da3XPCQXcAE85br-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"301\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Da3XPCQXcAE85br.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/?attachment_id=301\" class=\"wp-image-301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Da3XPCQXcAE85br-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Da3XPCQXcAE85br-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Da3XPCQXcAE85br-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Da3XPCQXcAE85br-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Da3XPCQXcAE85br.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"608\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image_7609e-Neanderthal-Eustachian-Tube-1-608x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"297\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/?attachment_id=297\" class=\"wp-image-297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image_7609e-Neanderthal-Eustachian-Tube-1-608x1024.jpg 608w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image_7609e-Neanderthal-Eustachian-Tube-1-178x300.jpg 178w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image_7609e-Neanderthal-Eustachian-Tube-1-768x1293.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image_7609e-Neanderthal-Eustachian-Tube-1-912x1536.jpg 912w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image_7609e-Neanderthal-Eustachian-Tube-1-1217x2048.jpg 1217w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/image_7609e-Neanderthal-Eustachian-Tube-1.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 608px) 100vw, 608px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"970\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/MV5BZTM1OGM4OTctYTU1YS00Nzk0LThlZTgtNTY2NWU1YTIwYWFmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTc4MzI2NQ@@._V1_-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"298\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/MV5BZTM1OGM4OTctYTU1YS00Nzk0LThlZTgtNTY2NWU1YTIwYWFmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTc4MzI2NQ@@._V1_-1.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/?attachment_id=298\" class=\"wp-image-298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/MV5BZTM1OGM4OTctYTU1YS00Nzk0LThlZTgtNTY2NWU1YTIwYWFmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTc4MzI2NQ@@._V1_-1.jpg 970w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/MV5BZTM1OGM4OTctYTU1YS00Nzk0LThlZTgtNTY2NWU1YTIwYWFmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTc4MzI2NQ@@._V1_-1-291x300.jpg 291w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/MV5BZTM1OGM4OTctYTU1YS00Nzk0LThlZTgtNTY2NWU1YTIwYWFmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTc4MzI2NQ@@._V1_-1-768x792.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 970px) 100vw, 970px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-caption\"><strong>1.k\u00e9p: Eukari\u00f3ta partyarc 2.k\u00e9p: neanderv\u00f6lgyi \u0151seink kihal\u00e1s\u00e1nak egyik val\u00f3sz\u00edn\u0171s\u00edthet\u0151 oka az Eustach-k\u00fcrt t\u00fal alacsony sz\u00f6gben val\u00f3 elhelyezked\u00e9se miatti kr\u00f3nikus gyullad\u00e1s 3.k\u00e9p: Jean Eustache mama \u00e9s kurva n\u00e9lk\u00fcl<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S hogy sokadszorra is bizony\u00edtsuk: semmi sz\u00fcks\u00e9g alkoholra ahhoz, hogy remek\u00fcl \u00e9rezz\u00fck magunkat, k\u00e9pzelj\u00e9tek el a fenti jelenetet Szikora Csikid\u00c1men R\u00f3bert f\u0151szerepl\u00e9s\u00e9vel, az \u0151 finoman idegborzol\u00f3 besz\u00e9dhib\u00e1j\u00e1val. Kicsit koncentr\u00e1lni kell, de higgy\u00e9tek el, meg\u00e9ri. Amint pedig \u2013v\u00e9rm\u00e9rs\u00e9klett\u0151l f\u00fcgg\u0151en- siker\u00fcl befejezni az asztallap fejelget\u00e9s\u00e9t \u00e9s\/vagy a fogak csikorgat\u00e1s\u00e1t, el\u0151kotorjuk mai s\u00f6r\u00fcnket, mely ez alkalommal a t\u0151l\u00fcnk m\u00e1r megszokott, decensen ir\u00e1nymutat\u00f3 kommunik\u00e1ci\u00f3s magatart\u00e1s miatt a Pannonhalmi F\u0151ap\u00e1ts\u00e1g dubbel(j)e l\u00e9szen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A belga s\u00f6r\u00f6k j\u00f3 ideje n\u00e9pszer\u0171ek \u00e9s egyre ink\u00e1bb ismertek errefel\u00e9 is, egy ideje pedig a hazai gy\u00e1rt\u00f3k k\u00f6z\u00f6tt is akad olyan, aki \u00e9rzi mag\u00e1ban a gerjedelmet, hogy ilyesmit \u00e1ll\u00edtson el\u0151. Ha pedig a h\u00e1tt\u00e9rben sertepert\u00e9l n\u00e9h\u00e1ny csuh\u00e1s is, az eredm\u00e9ny ak\u00e1r m\u00e9g \u00e9rdekes is lehet. A zirciek belga ut\u00e1n\u00e9rz\u00e9s\u00e9vel m\u00e1r megismerkedt\u00fcnk, l\u00e1ssuk most a pannonhalmi pr\u00f3b\u00e1lkoz\u00e1st. Egyb\u0151l a palackra vetj\u00fck magunkat, az ap\u00e1ts\u00e1g k\u00f6rbej\u00e1r\u00e1s\u00e1t k\u00e9s\u0151bbi alkalomra hagyjuk, terveink szerint a marad\u00e9k h\u00e1rom t\u00e9tel is r\u00f6vid id\u0151n bel\u00fcl sorra ker\u00fcl, majd akkor mes\u00e9l\u00fcnk. A s\u00f6r ijeszt\u0151 szisszen\u00e9ssel vet\u0151dik ki a kupak al\u00f3l, kicsit kapkodni kell a poh\u00e1rral, ha nem akarjuk az est\u00e9t a padl\u00f3n hasalva \u00e9s azt nyalogatva t\u00f6lteni. A nagy d\u00e9rrel-d\u00farral t\u00f6rt\u00e9n\u0151 bemutatkoz\u00e1snak a habra n\u00e9zve semmilyen nyoma sincs, r\u00f6vidke perc telt\u00e9vel a s\u00f6r tetej\u00e9n csak n\u00e9h\u00e1ny drapp \u00e1rnyalat\u00fa szigetecske k\u00f3v\u00e1lyog. Sz\u00edne nagyon korrekt mahag\u00f3ni, \u00e9rdemes p\u00e1r percig csendesen b\u00e1mulni. Illat\u00e1ban karamell keveredik n\u00e9mi aszalt gy\u00fcm\u00f6lccsel, gyorsan tovat\u0171n\u0151 finom alkohollal, enyhe cukros \u00e9dess\u00e9ggel. A korty visszafogottan \u00e9desk\u00e9s, a kandiscukor \u00f3vatos p\u00f6rk\u00f6lt \u00edzei j\u00f3l mutatnak az elej\u00e9n, majd az aszalv\u00e1nyok (mazsola, s t\u00e1n csipetnyi barack) k\u00f6vetkeznek. Ut\u00f3bbiak sz\u00e9pen fon\u00f3dnak \u00f6ssze a sz\u00edvmelenget\u0151, konyakos \u00e9rzetet ad\u00f3 6,5-\u00f6s alkohollal, melynek melegs\u00e9ge stabil alapot ad az ut\u00f3\u00edz \u00e9des, picit vir\u00e1gos vonal\u00e1nak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Igen sz\u00e9p \u00edv\u0171 fel\u00fct\u00e9s ez \u00edgy els\u0151re, k\u00edv\u00e1ncsian v\u00e1rjuk, mit rejtegetnek m\u00e9g a testv\u00e9rek az ap\u00e1ts\u00e1g \u0151si kazamat\u00e1iban. Hlahlehluhja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Pannonhalmi-Dubbel-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-299\" width=\"564\" height=\"564\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Pannonhalmi-Dubbel-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Pannonhalmi-Dubbel-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Pannonhalmi-Dubbel-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Pannonhalmi-Dubbel-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Pannonhalmi-Dubbel.jpg 1181w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e9get \u00e9rt a tudjistenh\u00e1nyadik eukari\u00f3ta dzsembori (\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6\u2026 nem, nem eukari\u00f3ta, b\u00e1r rendszertanilag m\u00e1r k\u00f6zel\u00edt\u00fcnk, az a m\u00e1sik, tudod, ami a f\u00fclet szell\u0151zteti\u2026 az sem? Akkor az a francia second wave rendez\u0151, aki A mama \u00e9s a kurv\u00e1t csin\u00e1lta? Nem? Akkor hagyjuk), mely t\u00edpus\u00fa \u00f6sszej\u00f6vetelekr\u0151l nek\u00fcnk mindig Biegler kad\u00e9t \u00e1lma jut esz\u00fcnkbe a \u0160vejkb\u0151l: \u201eTov\u00e1bbmentek egy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/?p=292\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">804. Pannonhalmi Dubbel<\/span> r\u00e9szletei&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,51,52],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-belga","tag-dubbel","tag-pannonhalma"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":302,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions\/302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}