{"id":960,"date":"2022-12-23T09:24:55","date_gmt":"2022-12-23T09:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/?p=960"},"modified":"2022-12-23T09:24:55","modified_gmt":"2022-12-23T09:24:55","slug":"949-feher-nyul-drink-the-christmas-tree-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/?p=960","title":{"rendered":"949. Feh\u00e9r Ny\u00fal Drink the Christmas Tree 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Itt sompolyog m\u00e1r a kertek alatt ez a szeretetiz\u00e9, amivel (ak\u00e1r a t\u00f6bbi, vall\u00e1si alapokra \u00e9p\u00fcl\u0151, kiss\u00e9 ragacsos emocion\u00e1lis t\u00f6ltel\u00e9kkel kis\u00e1mf\u00e1zott \u00fcnneppel) a magunkfajta csendesen f\u00fcst\u00f6lg\u0151, hamualattpar\u00e1zs n\u00e9pek nemigen tudnak mit kezdeni. Ha egy arctalan, szem\u00e9lytelen nagyv\u00e1rosban \u00e9ln\u00e9nk, k\u00e9t-h\u00e1rom \u00e9venk\u00e9nt elinduln\u00e1nk sorozatgyilkolni, legal\u00e1bb az a p\u00e1r \u00f3ra teljen fokozottan \u00fcnnepi hangulatban, de a tanyasi l\u00e9tforma (b\u00e1r adn\u00e1 mag\u00e1t, l\u00e1sd a texasi l\u00e1ncf\u0171r\u00e9szes j\u00f3haver p\u00e9ld\u00e1j\u00e1t) nem kedvez a lelki t\u00f6lt\u0151d\u00e9s ezen m\u00f3dj\u00e1nak. Meg azt\u00e1n az id\u0151 is sz@r, ny\u00e1lk\u00e1s-k\u00f6d\u00f6s hideg van, vigasztalanul \u00f3lomsz\u00fcrke, siv\u00e1r \u00e9gbolttal. Ut\u00f3bbit\u00f3l az\u00e9rt vigyorogni kezd\u00fcnk, amikor esz\u00fcnkbe jut a r\u00e9gi vicc a mennyorsz\u00e1gba ker\u00fcl\u0151 pedofilr\u00f3l, aki r\u00f6gvest a kisj\u00e9zus ut\u00e1n kezd \u00e9rdekl\u0151dni. \u00dcld\u00f6g\u00e9l\u00fcnk tov\u00e1bb, n\u00e9zel\u0151d\u00fcnk, seg\u00edt\u0151 kezet is ny\u00fajtunk az el\u0151k\u00e9sz\u00fcletek sor\u00e1n, azt\u00e1n a polcra pislantva el\u00e9nk ugrik ez a s\u00f6r. R\u00f6gvest h\u00faz\u00f3dunk is a h\u00e1tt\u00e9rbe, b\u00e1muljuk a grafik\u00e1t a dobozon, ahol a gl\u00f3ri\u00e1s, sz\u0151r\u00f6ssz\u00e1j\u00fa Magnum emeli \u00e1ld\u00e1sra a kez\u00e9t (pedig ebben az IPA-ban Simcoe van, meg Chinook \u00e9s Citra) a vicsorg\u00f3 di\u00f3t\u00f6r\u0151 mellett. A m\u00e1sik oldalon angyalka olvassa be a h\u00edreket a t\u00e9v\u00e9 tetej\u00e9n, a m\u0171sorban az \u00f6tvenes \u00e9vekkel vannak elfoglalva, az i-re a pontot pedig egy d\u00e9vaj, harisnyatart\u00f3s pin-up girl teszi fel, aminek mi nagyon \u00f6r\u00fcl\u00fcnk, mert er\u0151sen kedvelj\u00fck a d\u00e9vaj, harisnyatart\u00f3s pin-up girl-\u00f6ket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/il_fullxfull.3401170180_3lzk-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-961\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/il_fullxfull.3401170180_3lzk-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/il_fullxfull.3401170180_3lzk-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/il_fullxfull.3401170180_3lzk-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/il_fullxfull.3401170180_3lzk-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/il_fullxfull.3401170180_3lzk-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/il_fullxfull.3401170180_3lzk.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>A n\u00e9ni a dobozr\u00f3l Gillette &#8222;Gil&#8221; Elvgren alkot\u00e1sa<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Feh\u00e9r Ny\u00fal Drink the Christmas Tree 2022 nev\u0171 s\u00f6re egy spruce IPA, mivelhogy a k\u00e9sz\u00edt\u00e9s sor\u00e1n ez\u00fcstfeny\u0151 t\u0171leveleket haszn\u00e1ltak az \u00edzes\u00edt\u00e9shez. Akad benne narancsh\u00e9j is, ennek \u00e9s koml\u00f3knak k\u00f6sz\u00f6nhet\u0151en illat\u00e1ban ink\u00e1bb a citrusf\u00e9l\u00e9k domin\u00e1lnak, ami eleinte eg\u00e9sz kellemes, azt\u00e1n megjelennek a gyant\u00e1k, s \u00edgy egy\u00fctt m\u00e1r t\u00f6k\u00e9letesen hozz\u00e1k egy k\u00f6zepes \u00e1rfekv\u00e9s\u0171 teszk\u00f3s wc-illatos\u00edt\u00f3 aromavil\u00e1g\u00e1t. Sajna ebb\u00e9li f\u00e9lelmeink az \u00edzekkel kapcsolatosan is beigazol\u00f3dnak, mert hi\u00e1ba ser\u00e9nykednek a koml\u00f3k, hogy egy tisztess\u00e9ges h\u00e1tteret var\u00e1zsoljanak a s\u00f6rnek, a t\u0171lev\u00e9l er\u0151sen kil\u00f3g az egys\u00e9gb\u0151l. K\u00e9tszer is megn\u00e9zz\u00fck, milyen illat\u00fa a Jar a mosogat\u00f3 sz\u00e9l\u00e9n, mik\u00f6zben komoly er\u0151fesz\u00edt\u00e9seket tesz\u00fcnk annak \u00e9rdek\u00e9ben, hogy vissza tudjunk eml\u00e9kezni, el\u00f6bl\u00edtett\u00fck-e a poharat. Sz\u00f3val ez nem j\u00f6tt be, mint ahogy az \u00fcnnepk\u00f6r se (most olvastunk egy b\u0171nrossz klapanci\u00e1t, amiben a v\u00e9rmagyar alanyi k\u00f6lt\u0151 a kerecsen-kar\u00e1csony sz\u00f3kapcsolattal b\u0171v\u00e9szkedik, \u00e1m ez a mi sarunk, nem a Megv\u00e1lt\u00f3 tehet r\u00f3la), de ti ne szomorkodjatok, \u00fcnnepeljetek b\u00e1tran \u00e9s boldogan. Ezt tessz\u00fck mi is, de el\u0151tte k\u00e9sz\u00edt\u00fcnk valami finomat, amihez meg kell \u00e9lezni a k\u00e9seket, s mik\u00f6zben surrog az ac\u00e9l, nagyv\u00e1rosi, mag\u00e1nyos, d\u00e9vaj, harisnyatart\u00f3s pin-up girl-\u00f6kre gondolunk, akikn\u00e9l feny\u0151illat\u00fa wunderbaum l\u00f3g a mell\u00e9khelyis\u00e9gben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"770\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Feher-Nyul-Drink-the-Christmas-Tree-2022-770x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-962\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Feher-Nyul-Drink-the-Christmas-Tree-2022-770x1024.jpg 770w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Feher-Nyul-Drink-the-Christmas-Tree-2022-226x300.jpg 226w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Feher-Nyul-Drink-the-Christmas-Tree-2022-768x1022.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Feher-Nyul-Drink-the-Christmas-Tree-2022.jpg 872w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Itt sompolyog m\u00e1r a kertek alatt ez a szeretetiz\u00e9, amivel (ak\u00e1r a t\u00f6bbi, vall\u00e1si alapokra \u00e9p\u00fcl\u0151, kiss\u00e9 ragacsos emocion\u00e1lis t\u00f6ltel\u00e9kkel kis\u00e1mf\u00e1zott \u00fcnneppel) a magunkfajta csendesen f\u00fcst\u00f6lg\u0151, hamualattpar\u00e1zs n\u00e9pek nemigen tudnak mit kezdeni. Ha egy arctalan, szem\u00e9lytelen nagyv\u00e1rosban \u00e9ln\u00e9nk, k\u00e9t-h\u00e1rom \u00e9venk\u00e9nt elinduln\u00e1nk sorozatgyilkolni, legal\u00e1bb az a p\u00e1r \u00f3ra teljen fokozottan \u00fcnnepi hangulatban, de a tanyasi l\u00e9tforma &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/?p=960\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">949. Feh\u00e9r Ny\u00fal Drink the Christmas Tree 2022<\/span> r\u00e9szletei&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[60,26],"class_list":["post-960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-feher-nyul","tag-ipa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=960"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":963,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960\/revisions\/963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.porbollettem.hu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}